This Gift Guide Will Not Save Democracy

We're not gonna shop our way to a better future but we can soothe ourselves while we plot and buy sharp objects...is that anything???

Greetings. I’ve been super busy disassociating and weeding my social circles of unmasked Trump supporters, how have things been for you? I wish there were more meaningful opening salutations because who is fine, really, and if you were, wouldn’t that be the weirdest response of them all? Anyway, we’re alive, for now, and I’m grateful we’re hanging out.

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