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Don't Touch the Perfume at the Perfume Event
Fashion week missives
Feb 11
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January 2026
A Capricorn's Cheat Sheet for 2026
It is my birthday today.
Jan 14
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Arabelle Sicardi
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December 2025
The True Costs of a National Book Tour
I am a traditionally published author at a major publishing house and this is how much it costs to Do Stuff. Be prepared.
Dec 17, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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I've been Pilates-Pilled. Feel free to fight me!
Before you quote Chimamanda about how we teach women to shrink themselves please shhhh
Dec 8, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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Building Beauty Worlds: All the Stuff I've Done This Year
I am the Spiderman pointing at himself meme....
Dec 2, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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November 2025
These are the Best Perfumes of the Year - according to Me, The Only True Authority
jokes on authority aside I am not being bribed to mention any of these to you
Nov 19, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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Teen Vogue is Dead, Long Live Teen Vogue
A eulogy
Nov 14, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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Do We Need to Sell to Infants?
Well, no, but we will.
Nov 7, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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The House of Beauty's Bookshelf
What books do I reference as a writer? What books made me possible?
Nov 3, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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October 2025
Congratulations, You Published a Book. Now What???
Letters to a [??????] Writer
Oct 16, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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House of Beauty Book Tour (& Excerpts)
Come hang out with me!
Oct 10, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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Crafting The House: The Actual Costs of Writing Non-Fiction
Here are the tools I used over the past 8 years.
Oct 7, 2025
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Arabelle Sicardi
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